It was an evening when Snehlata was in her room, alone.. wishing to meet Gauranga and bhai.. Gauranga, was in his usual self… sleeping at his room, not disturbed by anyone else.
The phone beeped. Gauranga woke up irritated.. its an sms from Snehlata.
Sneh: Janis u hav a vry imp wrk to do. N pls hurry up… jaldi jaldi. Girlfriends khoj, one for u n one for bhai. Pls pls pls. I wanna c u two happily committed!
Gauranga wakes up… muffled with the sms and his roommate beside him shooting the terrorists at his computer screen.. decides to reply. “Bhak. No gf for me now. N bhai wnt make one, although he needs it. And what about u being my gf? :P”
The phone beeps again.
Sneh: Dekh toder gf banatei hobe. Amak banale, tui pagol hoye jabi aro… cholbe? 😛 bhai cnvnc kor. Pls pls
Gaur: As for bhai, janina. N I want his arranged marriage. In my case, I may get madder, but will you remain happy?
Sneh: Hmmm… I guess I’ll nvr b unhappy!
Gaur: This leaves an option of indifference! Will u remain happy?
Sneh: Hmmmmm… I think yeah, I will remain happy.
Gaur: Lols if u stay happy, shud I have a problem being madder?
Sneh: U shud know na, j tui mad theke madder hote chaas kina… toh bol, u hav a problem being madder?
Gaur: Yea, more than just mad…
Sneh: Hmmm… so…… what does it imply?
Gaur: This implies that if u r my gf then I will get madder n u will be happy having me madder!
There was a pause… while Gauranga wished for a reply. He waited.. anticipated..His roommate had a grin smile on his face shooting… *roger that*. He smsed her again…”… and madness knows no limit, no parameters.. ensuring u shall remain happy forever!”
It wasnt a long wait for the next beep…
Sneh: Hmmm… happy forever… that’s a very tempting offer!
Gaur: Lol. Never trust mad men and drunk men.
Sneh: Lols! Hahaha! 😀 yeah … point to b noted.
Gaur: Dhus khide peyeche!
Sneh: Ja ja kha! But j kaj ta diyechi seta kor. Gfs khoj, one fr u n one fr bhai. Al the best.
Gaur: I wnt search for mine. Need to see people I love, happy.
Sneh: Ami na ekta tubelight… dnt expect me to understand complex sentences… ami only simple and compound sentences bujhi…
Gaur: Ja babba, that’s not expected of you…!
There was another pause… while Gauranga thought of tweeting his thoughts…
The phone beeped.
Sneh: Tweet porlam! Ahem… Khepu kothakar! Ami na ki bolbo tok… u r seriously totally mad.
There was a long pause… while Gauranga watched his roommate grin as he was on the killing spree…
He thought of crashing back to his pillow, while the phone beeped again..
Sneh: Question fr u. Explain wid reference to context: “I wnt search for mine. Need to see people I love, happy”
Gaur: Its all in the mind.
Incidentally, “Its all in the mind” was said by Nobel Laureate Rabindranath Tagore.. while Snehlata had used it as an weapon against a head-eater guy, who had been tormenting his group of friends.. the phone beeped again.
Sneh: Chagol! Amar oi ekta line bhangiye kodin chalabi! Soja soja bol na baba… edike @iambivas amak dm e ask korche tor bishoy, He’s so cncrnd abt u!
..and the discussion continued without the cue..leaving a smile on Gauranga’s face, but with an empty stomach! 😛
<disclaimer: another work of fiction. it bears no resemblance with any character living or dead>